3 Reasons Why the United States Will Always be Cooler than Canada

So... It's no secret that the United States is the coolest country in the world. Everyone wants to mimic the US of A and so forth. Here are three reasons that the United States is cooler based on my experiences in Florida.

REASON 1:

They have 2 day disposable DVD rentals. Seriously.

Here's how it works: You pay $6 for any DVD you want. You bring the DVD home and you get 48 hours to watch it as many times as you want. (48 hours is activated once you start watching). Once the 48 hours is over you throw it out or recycle it. It is deactivated after the 48 hours and becomes a uselessly blank DVD. Now THAT'S awesome.

REASON 2:

They have a restaurant called Japango that serves candy-rimmed mango, watermelon and apple martinis. Liiiife! They really DO taste better than they even look!

So I REALLY enjoy the watermelon martinis (pictured above). The rim of the glass is coated in a sugarly-sweet candy. It tastes like god's gift to planet earth. Plus the watermelon martini itself is pretty decent too!! :)

REASON 3:

They have IPod vending machines. Literally. You walk up to a vending machine (much like drink, chips and snack machines in malls and at school) and you pick the color IPod you want. You put in your credit card/cash and it is released. You can also get all types of IPod accessories and fun gadgets that work with IPods. Can you say AWESOME?

There are other cool electronics featured in this particular vending machine as well. Which makes it super cool. I really was tempted to buy an IPod JUST to see how it worked and to enjoy the incredibly cool-factor. Either way, only in the United States would such a machine exist.