99 Problems, But A Bitch Ain't One

1.     Best friend number 1 left me to go to school in Boston and I can’t live without her.

2.     Best friend number 2 left me to go to school in London and I have no one to talk to.

3.     My passport expires soon and the pressure of getting a new picture is unbearable.

4.     The amount of reading I have to do each week for school is getting out of control.

5.     I can never find my spare set of car keys when I bury my main set under a bunch of papers.

6.     My desk never stays clean, no matter how long I spend cleaning it.

7.     No matter how many times I shorten my pants, I never like the length of them.

8.     No matter how hard I try, I can’t find a perfect fitting t-shirt.

9.     My hair is never perfectly straight.

10.  I always kill jokes.

11.  My sister drives me insane.

12.  I need to clean my room and I have no time.

13.  I have a Nike Low Dunk obsession that I can’t kick.

14.  I have a spending problem that I just can’t curb.

15.  I have bad eating habits that I can’t control.

16.  I watch so much TV that I don’t have enough time for schoolwork

17.  I am lonely sometimes.

18.  I am supremely bored with life.

19.  I have too many credit card bills to pay.

20.  I like junk food.

21.  I love my cats too much.

22.  I don’t care about my appearance.

23.  I over-commit myself.

24.  I love driving at the sacrifice of gas prices.

25.  I often feel unloved.

26.  I have undiagnosed asthma and I’m just too lazy to get tested.

27.  I have chronic pain in my legs.

28.  Messes don’t bother me, but I like being clean.

29.  I both love and hate my job simultaneously.

30.  I sometimes despise certain friends.

31.  I can’t handle the thoughts inside my own head.

32.  I get too hyper.

33.  I don’t always smile enough.

34.  I wish I had a creative talent.

35.  I wish I didn’t run out of energy so quickly.

36.  I miss the good parts of my childhood.

37.  I hate my program.

38.  I feel the need to keep up with technology.

39.  I buy unnecessary things.

40.  I am compulsive to no end.

41.  I overreact.

42.  I over-invest myself for the sake of appearance.

43.  I like reading but I never have time.

44.  My sweet tooth often gets the best of me.

45.  I need to be more accepting of who I am.

46.  I need to become something more in life than an average nobody.

47.  I’m a computer nerd.

48.  I’m always over exhausted.

49.  I love sleep but I rarely get enough of it.

50.  I love the sound of beaches but I hate sand between my toes.

51.  I like showering but I hate being wet afterwards.

52.  I love art but I can’t afford any of it on my own.

53.  I need to move out but I can’t afford it.

54.  I want to travel and see the world but I can’t afford it.

55.  I want to move but I don’t know where to go.

56.  I’m finally happy, but now I’m just bored with life.

57.  I like getting good grades, but I hate putting in the work.

58.  I am extremely lazy.

59.  I bite off more than I can chew.

60.  I overeat.

61.  I like buying other people presents too often.

62.  I have a major greeting card purchasing problem.

63.  I am too sensitive.

64.  I am overly emotional about unemotional things.

65.  I care too much.

66.  I am an eternal optimist.

67.  I like the smell of a burnt out match and may potentially burn my house down.

68.  I wish I was really great at something.

69.  I want to be a better athlete.

70.  I want to be appreciated and loved.

71.  It doesn’t seem as if life is working out the way I planned.

72.  I need a better life plan.

73.  Clothes don’t fit me nicely.

74.  I miss my best friend.

75.  I want life to improve.

76.  I need to get over things more quickly and stop dwelling on the past.

77.  I need to move forward with my life.

78.  I need to find ways to channel my feelings.

79.  I want to make a change in this world.

80.  I wish I was more charitable.

81.  I expect too much.

82.  I often have a reality over-sight.

83.  I make too many mistakes.

84.  I wish I could fix my past.

85.  I want to be more important.

86.  I give in too easily.

87.  I need to forgive myself for all the hurt I’ve caused.

88.  I need to stop being so last minute.

89.  I need better lighting in my room.

90.  I have attachment problems.

91.  I invest too much of myself into my friendships.

92.  I stay up to ridiculous hours at the sacrifice of sleep, for no apparent reason

93.  I am obsessed with pictures.

94.  I am technology freak.

95.  I like stupid t-shirts.

96.  I have work tomorrow and a hockey game to go to.

97.  I’d do anything for my friends.

98.  I love writing, but I can’t keep a diary.

99.  I wish my life were a little more exciting.

 

I’ve got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one. I guess sometimes I wish a girl would be one of my problems.