Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice

This is a home in St. Andrews, Boca Raton, Florida. Now, obviously this is a beautiful home. See the thing is, it doesn't even COMPARE to the one my aunt/uncle just built and this one is selling for several MILLION dollars!! Now I'm not usually fond of the ostentatious lifestyle but St. Andrews is an incredible place (click here) to see some pictures - we had dinner at the club house last night (yes 12 of us, walked in, without reservations and were promptly seated, with three personal waiters - water boy, dish removal and special requests). Now, that in and of itself should be pretty impressive, but the actual assortment of food at the buffet was impressive - three types of steak, lobster and a kids bar with chicken fingers, fries and hot dogs, an amazing salad bar, an ice cream bar and a desert bar that made my stomach hurt looking at it. But the very point that valet parked our cars, and our overly ugly and huge Crown Victoria didn't quite compare to three Bentley's, Rolls Royce and insane amounts of Mercedes, Lexuses and BMWs were just plain out of this world... Now I cant keep up with the lives of the rich and the famous, but really I wouldn't mind being my cousin for a few days. My aunt and uncle certainly know how to live large...either way I'm not jealous but that life is certainly nice for a few days, I could see how it gets supremely boring though... well that's Florida for me. M

Now this is interesting. The new macbook may have a million amazing features, a great design and a cool idea (being built from a single piece of aluminum as their video so aptly demonstrates) but they failed to do some serious inspections!! check out the keyboard - seriously f10, f10, f12? what the hell happened to f11? How do you even adjust the volume level from the keyboard? Seriously, for such a major company with such a huge launch, how could this have gone unnoticed?!

Now... this is ground breaking - a baby is born with a PENIS on his back. Yes, that's right - a PENIS. How incredible is that? Now, we have enough problems with guys being cocky with ONE such tool, imagine them with two? How does this even WORK!? haha I'm supremely confused. What kind of nick names can I think of? Back Prick? Flip Dick? Dick Flip? None that are actually good...moving on :)

Now... this is just plain funny.

I think the following PostSecret is self-explanatory and obviously directed.  Either way, when I saw this on PostSecret a while back, I felt my spidy senses tingle and knew I just had to  save it on my hard drive. So glad I did, because when I flipped through my favorite/saved PostSecrets, it popped up and made me smile. The connection, all these months later, is still very much profound.